BREAKING NEWS!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!
Boston (AP)- The associated press is reporting that drummer Chris Nacho Manowar Santos has fallen on the way to a T station and will be unable to continue Though I’m Told’s critically acclaimed national tour. Eyewitnesses confirmed that Nacho was rushing to catch a train on the way to his weekly Church gig. Onlooker Bessie Mae Smith was quoted as saying, “The poor guy was running to the train with his bags in hand. One moment he was up, the next he was down. As he was lifted into the ambulance he was sayin something about a tour, and tellin the guys”. Band manager Steve Cielinski could not be reached for comment. Lead guitarist Michelangelo Quirinale confirmed that singer/guitarist Nick McLean will be playing drums for the remainder of the tour. The band still plans to play such classics as “The Metal Trilogy” and “Searching for Someone” true to form. Though I’m Told formed in the fall of 2005 and quickly ascended to the top of the heavy rock hierarchy. Known for their wild live shows, three part guitar harmonies, blazing solos, catchy tunes, and beer drinking ability, Though I’m Told has been a popular band on the East Coast hard rock circuit. Visit www.thoughimold.com for more tour information.
Dear Fans, Friends, and Family,
I am sorry to confirm that the above associated press release is true. I was awoken today by a phone call from Eric telling me that Nacho injured himself and was out for the tour. Everyone remained cool and calm. It has been decided that Nick will practice his ass off over the next couple of days to get his drum chops up. We will continue to rock the East Coast as a quartet in the tradition of Zeppelin, Sabbath, Metallica, and ABBA. Zach is going to sing all the songs, as well as learn Nick’s parts. I can assure you that we will still rock your town with our usual fury and glory. We left at 4:00 in the afternoon for New Jersey. It was a nice ride. Uncle Sando navigated us safely to New Jersey, where we are now. We had dinner with Emily’s (of Zach fame) parents. Spaghetti, meatballs, and lots and lots and lots of pastries. I think we all housed about 8 pastries per person. Needless to say I am HIGH ON SUGAR right now. We plan to awake early tomorrow. On our way to Virginia we are making a necessary stop in Philly. I think you all know what we are stopping for. If you are lucky I might take a picture for you of some of the cheese whiz from my righteous cheese steak. Maybe. Then on to Baltimore to look at guitars, then finally to Uncle Sandos for some finger lickin’ good Southern fun!
So everyone, please don’t worry. We may have been dealt yet another setback, yet we continue. Did Tommy Iommi stop when he lost his fingertips? NO! Did the Who continue when Keith Moon died? Unfortunately. We will continue to rock the East Coast. Later guys.
PS. If you are ever in the Morristown area check out this great pastry shop. I personally sampled many of these fine deserts tonight, and they are most certainly righteous. Check it out.
http://www.kristinesdesserts.com/
Boston (AP)- The associated press is reporting that drummer Chris Nacho Manowar Santos has fallen on the way to a T station and will be unable to continue Though I’m Told’s critically acclaimed national tour. Eyewitnesses confirmed that Nacho was rushing to catch a train on the way to his weekly Church gig. Onlooker Bessie Mae Smith was quoted as saying, “The poor guy was running to the train with his bags in hand. One moment he was up, the next he was down. As he was lifted into the ambulance he was sayin something about a tour, and tellin the guys”. Band manager Steve Cielinski could not be reached for comment. Lead guitarist Michelangelo Quirinale confirmed that singer/guitarist Nick McLean will be playing drums for the remainder of the tour. The band still plans to play such classics as “The Metal Trilogy” and “Searching for Someone” true to form. Though I’m Told formed in the fall of 2005 and quickly ascended to the top of the heavy rock hierarchy. Known for their wild live shows, three part guitar harmonies, blazing solos, catchy tunes, and beer drinking ability, Though I’m Told has been a popular band on the East Coast hard rock circuit. Visit www.thoughimold.com for more tour information.
Dear Fans, Friends, and Family,
I am sorry to confirm that the above associated press release is true. I was awoken today by a phone call from Eric telling me that Nacho injured himself and was out for the tour. Everyone remained cool and calm. It has been decided that Nick will practice his ass off over the next couple of days to get his drum chops up. We will continue to rock the East Coast as a quartet in the tradition of Zeppelin, Sabbath, Metallica, and ABBA. Zach is going to sing all the songs, as well as learn Nick’s parts. I can assure you that we will still rock your town with our usual fury and glory. We left at 4:00 in the afternoon for New Jersey. It was a nice ride. Uncle Sando navigated us safely to New Jersey, where we are now. We had dinner with Emily’s (of Zach fame) parents. Spaghetti, meatballs, and lots and lots and lots of pastries. I think we all housed about 8 pastries per person. Needless to say I am HIGH ON SUGAR right now. We plan to awake early tomorrow. On our way to Virginia we are making a necessary stop in Philly. I think you all know what we are stopping for. If you are lucky I might take a picture for you of some of the cheese whiz from my righteous cheese steak. Maybe. Then on to Baltimore to look at guitars, then finally to Uncle Sandos for some finger lickin’ good Southern fun!
So everyone, please don’t worry. We may have been dealt yet another setback, yet we continue. Did Tommy Iommi stop when he lost his fingertips? NO! Did the Who continue when Keith Moon died? Unfortunately. We will continue to rock the East Coast. Later guys.
PS. If you are ever in the Morristown area check out this great pastry shop. I personally sampled many of these fine deserts tonight, and they are most certainly righteous. Check it out.
http://www.kristinesdesserts.com/
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